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Saturday, 20 October 2012

What we really mean....lol....

When we say: "A number of different approaches are being tried."

(We are still grasping at straws. )

"Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured."

(We are so far behind schedule the customer should be happy

just to get it delivered. )

"Test results were extremely gratifying."

(We were so surprised that the stupid thing worked. )

"The entire concept will have to be abandoned."

(The only person who understood the thing, quit. )

"We'll look into it."

(Forget it! We have enough problems for now. )

"Please read and initial."

(Let's spread the responsibility around for the mistakes. )

"Rugged."

(Too heavy to lift! )

"Lightweight."

(Lighter than rugged. )

"Energy saving."

(When the power switch is off. )

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