When we say: "A number of different approaches are being tried."
(We are still grasping at straws. )
"Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured."
(We are so far behind schedule the customer should be happy
just to get it delivered. )
"Test results were extremely gratifying."
(We were so surprised that the stupid thing worked. )
"The entire concept will have to be abandoned."
(The only person who understood the thing, quit. )
"We'll look into it."
(Forget it! We have enough problems for now. )
"Please read and initial."
(Let's spread the responsibility around for the mistakes. )
"Rugged."
(Too heavy to lift! )
"Lightweight."
(Lighter than rugged. )
"Energy saving."
(When the power switch is off. )
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